Prices & FAQs

18 Hole Rates

Adults: $9.95

Kids (Ages 4-12): $8.95

Children 3 & under play Free!


  • Are there real bears on the course? Not usually.
  • What do I do if a bear takes my toddler? In these situations, we encourage the customer to arm wrestle the bear for the custody of said toddler.
  • What happens if it rains during my round? Keep an eye out for wet bears.
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Please stop asking this question.
  • What does FAQs stand for? Fake Abnormal Questions